Fork vs. Spoon

How to use silverware

Soooooooooo I was thinkin, a fork is definitely better than a spoon. Plenty of reasons if you ask why. (This post mainly came about because I have more spoons than forks in my house, therefore all the forks are dirty when I need one but I have plenty of spoons!!! GRRRRRRRR)

How to use silverware

1. If it wasn't for soup spoons would be pointless! Forks can be used for so many cross functional foods as silverware. I can eat chili cheese fries, salad, cake, and even soup with a fork! Spoons on the other hand are not cross functional. Have you ever tried to eat scrambled eggs with a spoon?! Soooooo fustrating!!!

2. When you were young in school they even added three little prongs to your plastic spoon to make it more useful, creating the spork.

3. You could kick someone's ass with a fork. Now by no way am I condoning violence, because I've seen fatal fork injuries (oops, thats a picture of a potentially fatal fork lift injury, my bad), but if your gonna choose between a fork and a spoon for a weapon, your not about to choose a punk ass spoon.

4. When you go to those fancy ass restaurants how come they give you more forks then spoons? CUZ FORKS ARE BETTERRRR!!!!!

5. I could go on and on, put I choose to stop at 5.

So I have managed to state the obvious, forks are better than spoons. This video proves my point.

Also consider this,

How to use silverware

YOU GONE LEARN YO ASS TO EAT RIGHT!!!!!

P.S. Spoon before fork my ass!!!

Bloggin in da hood? Where dey do dat at?!?!?!?

Sooooooo I guess blogging is on of those things that doesn't help your street cred. Who cares. I think it has nothin to do with street cred. (OVERCOME BULLIES!!)

If Mike Tyson had a blog he would still knock yo punk ass out. See!!! Proved my point!

Here is how you lose street cred on the net, internet/blog/vlog beef! That shit is soooooooo corny/lame/assanine etc. (overcome bullies)

Don't talk about how tuff you are on the net, you do it because you are almost 100% certain that nothin, a fight for example, will come of it. There are almost no consequences for actin tuff on the internet. By doin this you become an internet thug. (overcome bullies)

Internet thugs get no respect, anywhere! So lets use the internet for more productive purposes. (OVERCOME BULLIES!)

Wikipedia in Harlem, WAVY!

DAAAAAMMMMNNN!!! Its March already! Anyway, I don't know wat u guys think about overused words like "pause", "no homo", and "swag(apologies)", but me and some of the homies think its TIRED! So I was thinkin of another word for no homo. And for some reason I thought, how would wikipedia say no homo? Hmmmmmm, you know how when you wiki somethin and it could be a whole bunca things, eg. The Black Album, it sends you to the disambiguation page. Disambiguation! Thats right, when wikipedia is in Harlem, on the block, talkin shit, and it says somethin questionable, its says disambiguation.

Bench A.I.!! No disrespect

Soooo the Pistons won!!! Third in a row ( you might pick up that I am a pistons fan through the course of the blog). And yes A.I. has not played in these 3 wins. Coincidence? I think not. I promise since this whole who to bench Rip or AI thing I said AI. Reason 1: Don't mess up the chemistry of the core by insertin some new guy, keep Rip, Tayshaun, Sheed and Dice together. Reason 2: AI thrived playin wit stiffs. I'm not sayin the dudes on the Pistons' bench are stiffs, but they certainly aren't offensively skilled. This gives AI the ability to run the offense keep the ball in his hands all the time. Reason 3: AI is better in the open court and runnin. The Pistons bench has some young guys who prolly wouldn't mind doin that.

In close, I hope this win streak isn't a fluke and the Pistons are back to bein competitive.

Whooooooaaaa!!!

I have a blog!!! Wow! Never thought I would do one (blog), but yeah, I'm SETTIN' IT OFF wit this one. Partake