How to use silverware
Soooooooooo I was thinkin, a fork is definitely better than a spoon. Plenty of reasons if you ask why. (This post mainly came about because I have more spoons than forks in my house, therefore all the forks are dirty when I need one but I have plenty of spoons!!! GRRRRRRRR)
How to use silverware
1. If it wasn't for soup spoons would be pointless! Forks can be used for so many cross functional foods as silverware. I can eat chili cheese fries, salad, cake, and even soup with a fork! Spoons on the other hand are not cross functional. Have you ever tried to eat scrambled eggs with a spoon?! Soooooo fustrating!!!
2. When you were young in school they even added three little prongs to your plastic spoon to make it more useful, creating the spork.
3. You could kick someone's ass with a fork. Now by no way am I condoning violence, because I've seen fatal fork injuries (oops, thats a picture of a potentially fatal fork lift injury, my bad), but if your gonna choose between a fork and a spoon for a weapon, your not about to choose a punk ass spoon.
4. When you go to those fancy ass restaurants how come they give you more forks then spoons? CUZ FORKS ARE BETTERRRR!!!!!
5. I could go on and on, put I choose to stop at 5.
Also consider this,
YOU GONE LEARN YO ASS TO EAT RIGHT!!!!!
P.S. Spoon before fork my ass!!!
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